Raiding T-Shirts

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

A day at the races

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Motorherd

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"