Raffle Enthusiasts Mugs

'Alzheimers Society Raffle' "You won't forget to make the draw will you?"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

My Musical Influences

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Michel de Montaigne

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

'What's it this time?'

"This is my crab!"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'