Raffle Draw Mugs

'You have lucky blue eyes-fancy buying a raffle ticket?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Cariactures

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Super Dog'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."