Radiology Enthusiast Pillows

Cook-In.

'Your X-Rays are here. . . beautiful high-resolution!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Cat Scan

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'