Radio Tuner Expert Mugs

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

I've always been slower than computers...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

The herd of hearing.

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

The reception here is awful!

"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."

John Peel

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."