Radio Guru Mugs

It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. You're on, Boise. What's your problem?! I don

Showbiz Awards

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Succession 2

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

The Thinker. The Listener

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Musical genres

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"I can't believe you made it past our bitch receptionist."

There's a real disconnect going on here.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Larry King

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.