Radio Guru Prints

Showbiz Awards

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Succession 2

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Musical genres

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I can't believe you made it past our bitch receptionist."

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

There's a real disconnect going on here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.