Radio Revolutionary Mugs

Lord Reith

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Not-so-easy listening...

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Busking during a pandemic

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."