Radio Hobbyist Mugs

'Santa holding and listening to radio.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Boombox

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure