Radio Hobbyist Prints

'Santa holding and listening to radio.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Boombox

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Larry King

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Randi Rhodes

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'