Radio Gadget Lover Mugs

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Non Thought For The Day.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."