Radiation Theorist T-Shirts

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Max Weber

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Talk about ironic: We can split the atom but can't set up a WIFI router! Time to admit defeat and call your son...'

Lite therapy.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

The nuclear physicist's duck.

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

The Good Student and The Mediocre Student

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

Guy Debord

"Not again!"

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

Playthings

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Stem Cells