Radiation T-Shirts

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

'Hot enough for ya?'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

At the Home for Old Atoms...

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Irradiated pizza

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Radioactive area

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

'I don't know why you have to be a particle physicist - you can study decay just as well at home.'

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

Nuclear Countdown

Nuclear Waste.

Counting Geigers...

'There's nothing worse than getting a stone in your shoe.'

'... and don't tell anyone you work in the nuclear industry.'

And the glowing globe for best nuclear engineer goes to...

"They're for emotional protection."