Racquetball Mugs

"I couldn't find my safety glasses."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Pete Sampras

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Dog retriving Frisbee

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

Rafael Nadal

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch.

Dominika Cibulková

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

I love badminton.

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

Spider Tennis