Rackets Gifts

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

Ratminton

Pete Sampras

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

I love tennis

The Off-Season

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

Andre Agassi

Monica Seles

Dominika Cibulková

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

I love badminton.

"Care to make it interesting?"