Racing Result Readers Pillows

'He's not asleep, he's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Cars at the drive in.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Graduate

"He's new here."

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Mountaineering section

Sore Loser

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Bahrain F1

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

Formula One Therapy

Climate Change is Real

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

'Daddy didn't wave!'

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."