Racing Reader Pillows

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"He's new here."

Graduate

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Reading in a hammock.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Stories about crumbs

Cars at the drive in.

Casual skydiving.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Mountaineering section

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Sore Loser

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

Bahrain F1

Rapid reading center.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Pit crew fix a tire swing

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

Formula One Therapy

'Daddy didn't wave!'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'