Racing Reader Pillows

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"He's new here."

Graduate

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Stories about crumbs

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

Reading in a hammock.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Casual skydiving.

Cars at the drive in.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Mountaineering section

Sore Loser

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Bahrain F1

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

Rapid reading center.

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

Usain Bolt & Michael Phelps

Pit crew fix a tire swing

Formula One Therapy

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'