Racecourse Ringleader T-Shirts

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

First past the post.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Poetry Knight

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

"He's a genius at product placement."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Race Horses See Big People.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Bus rally tour

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

Incentive

Rival Jockeys

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

'Honey, as CFO of our company your presence at the track 3 afternoons a week is hardly conducive to a sound corporate image!'

"Told you it was my lucky day, I only lost £30."

Insignificant Jockey

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

"They say jogging is the top sport today..."