Race To The Abyss Pillows

Racing to Hell

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Snail Racing

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tractor Racing

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car