Lounge Room Racer Pillows

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Child driving a toy car

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

"In da house"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Rowing machine on a river.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Is he taking the piss?'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Shirker ant.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

The Bacteria Bowl

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Have you seen my onesie?"

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.