Bedroom Lounge Lover Pillows

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Mile High Club

Chillaxing!

101 Positions/101 Excuses

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."