"And make it look believanble."
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So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?
Trump Poutine
-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!
The commentators want to run the officials...
'I hate running in the outside lane.'
'What a control freak!'
"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."
"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"
Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'
I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.
The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.
'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'
The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.
'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'
"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."
"We need to get a better grip on the truth in this campaign, and choke the life out of it."
"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."
Words from a Senator.
Obama Campaign.
Trump's time is running out
Wright Wing Conspiracy.
Microsoft Merger
'My credibility is on the line with this speech.' 'Who do you think you're kidding?'
Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.
December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.
Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'
Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .
'Yes, the economy is improving but...'
More Charts with Heart
Might Makes 'Right To Exist'.
The GOP Establishment Strikes Back
'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'
'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'
"Sure it's ancient...but it is bipartisan!"
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