Race Spectator Giggler Mugs

"He's come out of retirement!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I win!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'Costume - What costume?'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

Ladder in a lift shard.

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

'He's the long shot!'

'Ye olde optician.'

'I guess this is the interpretation I requested.'

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

"How did the marathon go?"

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."