Race Day Humorist Mugs

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Think Basics.'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

La Tour 2007.

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

The Royal Enclosure!

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Caution.

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Marathon winners.

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

'On your mark...'

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

"How did the marathon go?"

"I'll race you the last inch."