Race Day Humorist Mugs

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Think Basics.'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

La Tour 2007.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Annual 10K Fun Run

The Royal Enclosure!

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Caution.

Marathon winners.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

"How did the marathon go?"