Race Coordinators Pillows

STRIP Racing children upset by starter gun

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

How Amazon was invented

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

The Aisle

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'What a control freak!'

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

'That Brown bears watching!'

Eurocopa 2016

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

A pirate and a bride

'Men will never understand.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Hospital recycling bank.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

'Finally, I'd like to thank the bridesmaids...wait a minute: wrong speech!'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Decorating a column.