Rabelaisian Comedy Mugs

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"Talk nerdy to me."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Call me?"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Robocop and Juliet.

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

'Shuck me.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Let's touch base again at three."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

Summer Wedding 2020

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

Fresh Lobster

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'But you told me to try and look innocent.'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"Date night again already?"

Marriage Returns