Rabbit Wit T-Shirts

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Snowprov

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'Fancy a swift half?'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Magic Act

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'