Rabbit Wit T-Shirts

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Snowprov

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Easter Egg Delivery

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magic Act

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'