Rabbit Realists Mugs

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Recession

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Magicing the crowd away

The Rabbit Meeting.

US Dollar weakens.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Goodbye cruel world."

In Difficulties.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Dec. 26

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."