Quote Shocker Pillows

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Historical memory is on life support.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Macbeth: Take Two

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

The Nihilist Deli.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'You can't fool all of the people all of the time...not on our advertising budget.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Language of politics.

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