Quiz Show Junkie T-Shirts

"... But you can still ask the audience."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Dancing with the Star Wars

Senior Jeopardy!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Bob Monkhouse

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

'Please join us.'

"And now the award for..."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Universe Challenge

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Flower watching a gardening programme.