Quiz Show Junkie Mugs

"... But you can still ask the audience."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Dancing with the Star Wars

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"And now the award for..."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'Please join us.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Universe Challenge

"No conifering, please."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Flower watching a gardening programme.