Quixotic Planner Gifts

Destiny

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

God's Sticky Notes

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Don Quichotte's shadow

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Fly-drive

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Trump Canyon: Even Grander Than Before.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"I modeled our coffee maker on thermodynamic power plants!"

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"We need a vacation..."

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

For use in case of wrongful arrest.