Quitting Fantasist Mugs

'Has Hodson left us?'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

Letter of Resignation

"Does it come in menthol?"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Man dreams of being rich.

'Reading this grant proposal, I conclude that you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Alternative Treasure Island.

101 desert island jokes.

'Houston, I think we have a problem...'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

"This is the life, eh?"

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'

"I'm looking for a spellbinding tour de force, although I'd settle for a high-spirited romp."

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."

Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'

'I'd give anything to be in a dumpster in Paris, France, right now,' Paris, France, right now.'

"Get me the coast!"

"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"

'I guarantee THIS nicotine patch will work!'

'It's only until we find a way to pay retirement benefits.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked