Paris Fantasist Mugs

'I'd give anything to be in a dumpster in Paris, France, right now,' Paris, France, right now.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Little help?"

ET Mishap

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'I think they're up to something.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I always knew you'd come back."