Quitter-inspirer Pillows

Smoker's Lungs.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The Patch.

"I want out!"

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

Smoking Area

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.