Quirky Writing Tool Collector T-Shirts

"I gotta get smaller peacocks."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The Hammer

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

USING QUILLS

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

The Secret Life of Pens

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"