Quirky Workout Lover T-Shirts

'My feet are killing me.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I love you, you big fool."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

A man washing a mascot costume

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercise now!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

I love PE.

Man running

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Battery lifting weights

Treadmillstone

Walking To School Simulator

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Heart Health Levels

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."