Quirky Theme Park Lovers Pillows

Hamster Land

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

End the Winter Blues

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Tunnel of TV

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Log Ride

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

The Big Game Park

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of like.

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Funnel of Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Mine Shaft of Love.

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Jurassic Pork

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.