Quirky Street Food Aficionado Pillows

"This is our soft opening."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Tzatzikicicle

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Executive Tacos

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'At least he's honest.'

"I brought my lunch."