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Hot dogs. Road kill.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"This is our soft opening."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Executive Tacos

Merger at 28th and Lex

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'At least he's honest.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"I brought my lunch."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."