Quirky Sparks Gifts

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Anna Calvi

'He's maturing early.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Trump Overload

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Joint Ventures!

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

The Dancing Academy

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."