Quirky Series Follower Pillows

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Vegetarian Birds

Weird things I do because of the internet

Invisible clothes

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Nick Offerman

"Who are These People?"

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

The Fox and the Crow.

"I just always show up to everything!"

Beryl Baimbridge

"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."

Next stop: moon!

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

'It's a spinoff from the Weather Channel.'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Party Favor Cat

Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

Monster in a T-shirt.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'It's the latest thing. I got him done at www.snuffed and stuffed.com!'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'