
FRY'S FAMILY - Aunt Iris had the most extraordinary eyes.
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FRY'S FAMILY - Aunt Iris had the most extraordinary eyes.
"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."
Gifts for a cloned baby!
"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."
"You left this on our ship."
Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"
'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'
"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"Fresh pepper?"
Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'
Blind man walking a tortoise.
"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."
Astral Projection
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
Introducing...Anagraman.
'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'
"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."
Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."
Family members!
Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.
'Check out the old dude.'
Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards
My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'
"Got any bathtub gin?"
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