Quirky Sense Of Humor Lover Mugs

FRY'S FAMILY - Aunt Iris had the most extraordinary eyes.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Fresh pepper?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Family members!

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.