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'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Perks

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

"He's all red, white and blue - vitamins, aspirin and Viagra."

"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

More priceless words of encouragement from the old man.

RX baseball hat

"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Take two pills every four hours. Or, take four pills every two hours and get better even faster." What he thought he heard.

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

'Take 3 tablets 200 times a day.'

"Don't chew them. They're supposed to hatch in your intestines."

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

"What makes you think you got your medication mixed up with your wife's?"

The high fibre diet

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

'Not exactly what I expected when they announced a random drug screening.'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

Eye test for pharmacists.