Quirky Pet Setups Mugs

'That's the only way my bird dog can relax.'

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"He was a sea rescue."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Cat Show

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'And this is scraps.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

Dog fetches dice

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'