Quirky Pet Setups Prints

'That's the only way my bird dog can relax.'

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Dog fetches dice