Quirky Pets Enthusiast Mugs

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Cats and Dogs.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Fish in Water Cooler.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."