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'The printer repair guy.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Computer Mouse.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"This one is less distracting."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Working from home.

Play Ball!

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'May I play through please?'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."