
Vase of Arms
Thinking of a gift for someone who adores collecting quirky objects? Our collection features witty and whimsical items perfect for lovers of all things unusual. Surprise a collector with gifts that reflect their captivating hobby and their sparkling personality, all while adding a touch of humor and charm to their collection.
Vase of Arms
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
Toadstools
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Raincloud Umbrella
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Piranhaclaus
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
Emergency Hipster Beard
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Best before 65 million BC.
Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
It's great for pulling the birds!
Inflating Boobs.
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